Windshield Wiper Worries

I have a confession...

I have insecurity about my windshield wiper speed when it rains.

I mean I may be crazy/ the only one that has this issue but when the rain starts pouring down I get self counscious about the rate at which my windshield wipers are flinging water off my car. I peer around and look at other drivers windshields to see how fast their wipers are going. I decide whether or not two feet to my right the water is not coming down as hard or if I'm just a little over eager with my wiper speed. I don't want to be the fool on Old Milton Pkwy with the out of control wipers and a little drizzle of rain for fear people may think that I'm overreacting to the water coming from the sky. Which I'm sure they're not but people are crazy so who knows what they're thinking about.

How insecure can I be? Apparently a lot. (I'm also insecure that I'm the only one that worries about this) haha

Confession 2: I judge people as oblivious when their wipers are out of control fast- you know the speed where you are just waiting for the wiper to just fling right off the car and maybe even take the antenna while it's at it. Yeah that speed- well people just look silly when they are unable to adapt the speed of their wipers to the changing rain fall.

But maybe it's just me?